Posted 10 minutes ago

egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

Posted 11 hours ago

whatever

Posted 12 hours ago

I always say I’m done meeting new people, then I do, then I get hurt….Why can’t I ever listen to me…?

Posted 13 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

This Is Not My Hair: Whose Hair Is This?
An autobiography

Posted 1 day ago

gonna try to sleep….-_-

Posted 1 day ago

I have my music on full blast through my fucking headphones and he’s snoring impossibly fucking loud that he’s overpowering it. I need to sleep cause I have to be up early….fuck!

FUUUUUUCKING FUCK!

I cannot tolerate snoring for anything. Here’s to a miserable fucking night.

Seriously….if I’m up all night, I’m cranky, but if I’m up all night because of someone else snoring, you better pray you don’t cross my path because you might get fucking hurt. Ugh today’s gonna suck balls.

Posted 1 day ago

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

Posted 1 day ago

If the only way you can think to describe the town you live in is “Ever watch Honey Boo Boo?” there might be a problem…

Posted 1 day ago

And in this moment, I’ve never felt more abandoned. I’m surrounded by literally thousands of people. Why do i feel so alone?

Posted 2 days ago

I fucking hate when people fucking ignore me for 3 days, yet they still have time to post all over their social networking sites. Fucking rude….if you dislike me, fucking SAY IT! Use your goddamn big boy words. 

fucking fuck…

Posted 2 days ago
i hurt my ankle feel bad for me
deluxemycroft asked

GUYS! SARAH HURT HERSELF FEEL BAD FOR HER!

Posted 2 days ago
i'm trying to figure out how many times i've watched tremors and its got to be in the low hundreds by now
deluxemycroft asked

118.3 because of that one time you didn’t get even halfway through

Posted 2 days ago

Ok, I’m gonna go drink some coffee at Bourbon Coffee and then maybe walk from Porter to Harvard since they’re apparently very close, then it’s time for bubble tea and maybe Fire and Ice again. 

Posted 4 days ago

I’M AT A HOSTEL IN BOSTON!

MESSAGE ME IF YOU WANNA HAVE SEX

I MEAN GET A BLOWJ…

I MEAN MEET UP AND DO MAYBE SOMETHING OR STUFF ONE DAY SOONISH MAYBE